Mum:
Age: 53
Occupation: Case worker at Lake County Mental Health.
Relation: Mother
-Mum is crazy, in the good way. Animal freak. Funny and way too intelligent for the general public.
My Dad
Age: 58
Occupation: Jack-of-all-Trades Carpenter/Contracter
Relation: Father
-My dad is an awesome guy. Funny, crazy about music, plays several instruments and is good for providing completely useless information.
T
Age: 38
Occupation: Former racecar mechanic, now works in parts and sales for Brits Inc.
Relation: Half-brother (Dad’s)
-T is the ‘dorky’ looking dork of the family (we’re all dorks). Loves videogames, cars, and his kid.
A
Age: 34
Occupation: Professional Artist, teaches art at the Sonoma community center.
Relation: Sister-in-law (T’s wife)
-A is probably one of the coolest people I know. She mostly does still-life and abstract sorts of art, but she does give me random pointers and teaches me how to do random cool stuff like screenprinting.
P
Age: 4
Occupation: Harassing A &T
Relation: Niece
-Okay honestly I’ve only seen P three times since she was born. Once when she was 6 months old, once at S & J’s (see below) wedding, and spent 4 days with her when I went to Virginia.
The Spawn of Satan
Age: 27
Occupation: Unemployed
Relation: Half-sister (Mum’s)
-She’s crazy. Like literally crazy. Institutionalised on several occasions crazy. I do not really ever get along with her (who’d get along with someone who’d tried to kill you on multiple occasions).
S
Age: 25
Occupation: Carpenter
Relation: Half-brother (Mum’s, Spawn of Satan’s full sibling), next-door-neighbor
-S is my favourite brother, hur. Likes anime and Japanese-y sort of things. Races dirtbikes, enjoys tearing the hell out of his body and saying “eh, it’s just a scratch.”
J
Age: 23
Occupation: Works with under-privileged kids.
Relation: Sister-in-law (S’s wife), next-door-neighbor
-J is awesome. Very sweet and funny, but frightening when she’s angry. Enjoys dirtbiking just as much as S.
K
Age: 19
Occupation: Carpenter
Relation: Full brother
-K’s a shithead. I love him though. We’re way too similar and have been mistaken as twins on more than one occasion (I’m nearly 2 years older). Enjoys dirtbiking, playing guitar/bass (he has two bands) and messing with mechanical shit.
Bossman
Age: 58
Occupation: Window Dude
Relation: Boss of S, friend of Dad, occasional work partner of Dad, sometimes-employer of K & myself.
-Fun guy to be around, a little crazy and always makes work a little more tolerable XD
Momo
Age: 21
Occupation: Unemployed afaik
Relation: Best friend.
-I’ve known Momo since we were like 12 years old, and she’s been my best friend since. Shared an apartment with her for a while, however we discovered that it just would work out and since have more or less parted ways. I don’t get to see her often, but it’s fun when we do. Likes kiddy toys, picking on people and flipping her wheelchair.
James
Age: 23
Occupation: Retail
Relation: Momo’s husband
-James is a good guy overall - of course he has his asshole moments. Enjoys videogames, playing guitar/bass and generally dorking around.
Baby James
Age: 2
Occupation: Momo&James’ headache.
Relation: Momo&James’ kid.
-I’ve seen him once since he was born, sadly. But he’s cute? XD
